vineri, 15 ianuarie 2016

Cum se scapa de facebook

Asa-mi trebuie daca nu mi-am inchis contul cand am vazut ca am cativa cretini in lista de contacti care nu s-au lamurit daca o corida e in primul rand tortura sau traditie. Sigur, as fi putut sa-i sterg, dar n-as fi putut evita sa ma intalnesc cu ei din intamplare la o bere in oras; si-n general imi place sa las loc de buna ziua.

De la inceputul saptamanii catorva constipati din lista le-au iesit bube la vederea unui rastafari in Congres.

Despre baiatul din prim plan stim putin; stim ca e din stanga recenta, activist pentru mediu si cam proletar. Si ca atunci cand se duce la munca se imbraca de parca ar cobori dupa paine. Dar despre barbosul din fundal (primul ministru) stim mult mai multe, printre altele c-a furat cu doua maini si ca, a propos de haine, nici macar costumele nu si le plateste din banutii lui.

vineri, 8 ianuarie 2016

O minunatie de articol (pentru d-astia nevorbiti ca mine).

"We believe we seek happiness in love, but it’s not quite as simple. What at times it seems we actually seek is familiarity – which may well complicate any plans we might have for happiness.
We recreate in adult relationships some of the feelings we knew in childhood. It was as children that we first came to know and understand what love meant. But unfortunately, the lessons we picked up may not have been straightforward. The love we knew as children may have come entwined with other, less pleasant dynamics: being controlled, feeling humiliated, being abandoned, never communicating, in short: suffering.
As adults, we may then reject certain healthy candidates whom we encounter, not because they are wrong, but precisely because they are too well-balanced (too mature, too understanding, too reliable), and this rightness feels unfamiliar and alien, almost oppressive. We head instead to candidates whom our unconscious is drawn to, not because they will please us, but because they will frustrate us in familiar ways."
In sfarsit am cunoscut pe unul care pare sa aiba toate tiglele pe casa (dar ma cam tine la distanta, asa ca la ce bun?). Sanatatea, din pacate, nu pare contagioasa.